Rules of Attraction

The next Kirk; Golding boldly where no man has gone before ;p
Where Shatner feared to tread...
All that Shakespeare, replace the fear he doth protest too much?

Drunken Tree Shrew

Meet my good and dear friend Gareth, the Pen Tailed Drunken Tree Shrew from Malaysia.

One day when immigration and cross species socialising are more accepted in Europe I will be able to go drinking with a Shrew hanging on my shoulder, until then I shall keep my Parrot.

Full article on the Drunken Tree Shrew available at BBC, noting that humans are related to this mammal and additionally may owe it their love of all things alco'ma'holic.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7530720.stm

Is the happening, one of the worst movies ever?

Technically not but it certainly ruins my faith in director M.Knight Shimy Shmiy Coco Pops of Sixth Sense (I see gay people) fame.

The reason I post is not to criticise the film or its Marky Mark actor rather the odd way I feel when trying to explain the plot to friends and colleagues.

Basically grass and tree's and shrub's start talking to each other. They decide that humans suck and for their own dastardly reasons attack North East America; because they can Man!

Possibly the funniest bit was Marky Mark talking to a plastic plant, trying to make it feel comfortable...
Well I did warn you it was hard to describe.

4:20 seconds to save the World!

Who is that boy in green? I guess I beat Justin Timberlake and Madonna.


Oh and no, I am not drunk. That's dance, walk, bounce, move and the surge all combinmed into an artistic flail...that resembles an alcoholic lurch. If only it were true... sadly no alcohol is allowed on the march. Apparently we are special enough as it is.

Stars in Residence

Paul Howard and Eamon Keane at the Dublinner Party in the cities hottest new members club, Residence.ie.

Ronnie Woods

Ronnie Wood's latest art exhibition kicks off next week at Gallery Number One in Dublin.
His latest collection is titled "Paint it Black" and focusses on the Rolling Stones.

Cois Fharraige surfer logo

Looking foward to Cois Fharraige launch tonight. The new surf & music festival website went live recenlty.

Dangerous Muse

Top Electro band, Dangerous Muse. Heard them first on the FeastOfFools.net podcast.

Date who? Day two...!

Such simple pleasures. Avoiding the air and its filthy pollen. Sufficient wine, if such a quantity is conceivable, could ease the pain and urge the mind.

Long day, long night. Dinner time; a mix, a mate with his laptop and another out of work with a healthy dose of white. Stir a Bordeaux gently into the mix and bring to simmer.

Meantime being impatient flail at attempts to impress and groan at versa. Now I'd have put out for vice!

Bon Nuit le Monde, you know me as conqueror, hero, lover and leader... Now meet me as kin ;P

Are you in your Element

Elementary my Dear Watson ;P

Auspicious Start

Which is like a stroke but less involved... a condition for the light hearted.

So, not disagreeing with Annie Lennox (A scary women but still hot!), I sip, typing my first personal blog entry...

Ah, Sweet Dreams, the tune is old, the sound is new. Miss Kitten and the Hacker remix it Electro style for the Naughty Nothings!

The temperature is right, on the Western edge of Europe and in my Capital, the texture warm metal and plastic, the taste a nice chardonnay, crisp and chilling.

And then the song stops and the first blog post ends in time to Dave Pearce Trance compilation, 3 Cd's of stuff that he has deftly merged to fill a niche, according to some daft music mogul.

This time Senor Mogul, this time. Just you wait... you'll slip up and when you do us techies will be waiting to destroy your tiny industry! *evil laughs*

Feels okay? The wrap...Caesar, hold the mayo ;P